Monday, November 3, 2008

Ridiculous Requests

Real responses from comment cards at the Bridger Wilderness Center:

-Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
-Too many bugs and spider webs. Please spray the woods to avoid these pests.
-Please pave the trails so they can be snow-plowed during the winter.
-Install chair lifts so we can get to the wonderful views without hiking there.
-The coyotes make too much noise. Please eradicate these annoying animals.
-A deer stole a jar of my pickles. Can I please get reimbursed?
-A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead.
-The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.
-There are too many rocks in the mountains.

What ridiculous requests do we make to God?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why didn't God make me smart ? The easiest way to grow is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are ! Life is a learning process ! Progress always involves risk - you can't steal second and keep your foot on first. Reach for the stars ! God is there too !